Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Overheard: Shuttle to Bethesda

[Saturday, 9 am. Shuttle bus to Bethesda. Phone rings. It belongs to the young man next to me, who reeks of booze.]

Yeaaaah, whassup.

You still sleepin'? I know you don' wanna go into the story, but who is dis bitch?


Are you surrious?

She should get attempted murder. Nah, attempted assault. Wait, she tryda strangle you, das attempted murder.

Man, dem Calvary bitches is crazy.

Who she tryda cut? DeVon? Why DeVon? Ohhh, cuz she retaliatin'. Das crazy. Dey better not let her out.